Dodds Family |
Avalon |
Hotel Metropole - a quaint hotel in the town of Avalon.
Ruth, Jean and Dick |
Margaret and Keith |
Keith and Dick |
Shawna and Keith |
Thirty seven years ago I started my time
It started so great, everything was mine
Then along came Graham, oh what a laugh
All of a sudden, Mum and Dad’s attention was split in half
But then came sister Margaret, of what a turd
Yup, the next thing you know, a half became a third
But at that time I should have known I had it great
Because eventually for everything Graham and I got, Margaret got 8!
Yeah, Graham and I spent our early years in Kmart crap
While Margaret lived the good life – always dressed in Gap
Every summer we were shipped to Scotland where we’d play among the castles
Our parents said it was for speech therapy, but it really gave them time off without us as a hassle
So it was a surprise to no one when she graduated in the Top 10
My sister’s first attempt at college was a lot better than mine
However, Trinity had too many Republicans, and not a good time
Margaret eventually found her true calling by studying Geology
But I still get it confused – isn’t it Archeology?
No story would be complete without mentioning her cat Calypso
Who she loves so dearly, but I think is a spoiled, hissing fatso
I’ll never understand how Margaret subscribed to the politics of Mao,
Now she’s a raving left wing communist, who doesn’t eat cow
Then she moved to DC, Seattle, and now Dallas – with the EPA
As you can see, Margaret has led a fun and exciting life
She’s finally settling down now with someone who will put up with her as a wife
Damon, we’re glad you’re joining our family, it really is nice
But to help you survive with the Dodds’, Shawna and I have some advice
First, as you may already know, don’t leave your shoes on when you walk in the door
The only thing worse than that is to spill something on the floor
I think that you may have already learned that it is critical to “suck up to Mum”
But don’t look to me for examples – I’m not so good at this one
The way to Dad’s heart is through wine and Indian Food
Through a trip organized in detail in a spreadsheet – that puts him in a good mood
As I sum up my thoughts I know this to be true
I couldn’t think of a more perfect match than the 2 of you
So as you move on to this next stage, I leave you with this wish
May you have a lifetime full of fond memories, and unending happiness